Nov. 1, 2010 at 1:30pm with 28 notes
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chrisbrownlovesrihanna: # 96 Recap: Chris Brown was handed the key to the internet by a weird, tentacle-ghost-thing that looked an awful lot like Rihanna. Moments later, the internet broke and Chris Brown had to swim his way through a sea of error-laden web comics before drowning in a sea of pixels and webdings. When he finally reached surface, Chris Brown saw what the internet actually is: A dog and a cat, connected by wires. Chris Brown saw the bleeding keyhole and inserted the key to the internet, however the directions for how to use the advanced technology were very vague. Having selected “soup,” the internet bequeathed a horrible moan as a green light shot out of every orifice, consuming the entire internet with its cry. When the light cleared, the internet had turned into a Puffin and the web comic dimension was fused with “the Real World.” As the arctic bird ravaged both worlds with his Google Chrome Cannon, Chris Brown was whisked away by Dom DeLouise in his eccentric Nissan Altima. Dom explained that he was sent to protect Chris Brown from their mutual enemy, Rihanna, who had rigged the soup versus salad trap knowing that no one ever orders a salad. Dom DeLouise was then brutally assassinated by Susan Sarandon before he could reveal his “internet 2.0 secret”. With everything going to her plan, a different Rihanna, hand drawn in pencil, commanded Sarandon to release her “Rihannataur.” I am 6 years old. Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Brown Loves Rihanna is the greatest thing on the internet and this is exactly why.

chrisbrownlovesrihanna:

# 96

Recap:

Chris Brown was handed the key to the internet by a weird, tentacle-ghost-thing that looked an awful lot like Rihanna. Moments later, the internet broke and Chris Brown had to swim his way through a sea of error-laden web comics before drowning in a sea of pixels and webdings. When he finally reached surface, Chris Brown saw what the internet actually is: A dog and a cat, connected by wires. Chris Brown saw the bleeding keyhole and inserted the key to the internet, however the directions for how to use the advanced technology were very vague.

Having selected “soup,” the internet bequeathed a horrible moan as a green light shot out of every orifice, consuming the entire internet with its cry. When the light cleared, the internet had turned into a Puffin and the web comic dimension was fused with “the Real World.” As the arctic bird ravaged both worlds with his Google Chrome Cannon, Chris Brown was whisked away by Dom DeLouise in his eccentric Nissan Altima. Dom explained that he was sent to protect Chris Brown from their mutual enemy, Rihanna, who had rigged the soup versus salad trap knowing that no one ever orders a salad.

Dom DeLouise was then brutally assassinated by Susan Sarandon before he could reveal his “internet 2.0 secret”. With everything going to her plan, a different Rihanna, hand drawn in pencil, commanded Sarandon to release her “Rihannataur.”

I am 6 years old.

Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Brown Loves Rihanna is the greatest thing on the internet and this is exactly why.

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    Loves Rihanna is...greatest thing on...this is exactly why.
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