parachuteshark:

whomadecookies:

you guys

stop what you are doing

waffle house just tweeted at me

best thanksgiving ever forever 2k11

psh my dad and I just watched five King of the Hill episodes in a row

now we’re drinking wine and playing wii bowling 

beat that

my dad dragged me around the house because i was so full

then he gave me a beer

then i park my car 

then i fuck my bitch

eat that wonton soup

wet like wonton soup

then i watched like all of season 2 of louie

then i drank another beer

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