December 2011
fuckoffallnerds-deactivated2012 asked: I like dogs
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
snowboardkids2 replied to your photo: i got my aunt “go the fuck to sleep” because she…
is she a fun aunt to be around because this letter wasn’t very fun to read :/ she seems like such a party pooper
she is the only aunt in my family that has a sense of humor
shes the only relative i actually enjoy seeing because we make jokes
now my mom is FURIOUS at her
lol
divination:
laura just revealed that she never had myspace
i am in shock it’s like someone saying they never went through puberty
myspace and puberty
are more or less
the same thing
life before myspace never happened
Akron OH bowling capital of the world
– this uhaul trailer (via burgerrr)
northeast ohio does have a lot of bowling and bowlers
thedailywhat:
The Kids Are Messed Up of the Day: Some 200 youths were involved in several brawls that took place yesterday evening at the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota.
KARE 11 reports that a fight that broke out in the north food court, allegedly over online rumors that rappers Drake and Lil Wayne were sighted in the area, was soon joined by as many as 10 separate melees in other...
eboats asked: About one year ago today I stumbled on Who Made Cookies via your lastfm, noticing some smart-ass comment that you made. After reading almost all of your blog at that point I decided to make a tumblr for myself. Happy maxmas <3
thesaddestcat asked: fuck. putin, black metal and screamo? instafollow
jolieage:
basketball = porn
all i want for christmas is wrapping paper that fits every box perfectly
and the cast of glee set on fire
patient: C'mon Doc, give it to me straight...
doctor: Well, the tests have come back and...
patient: WHAT IS IT DOC TELL ME GODDAMN IT!
doctor: You're down with the sickness
patient: Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
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